Forget what you heard about Nacos. Not all of them wear dirty, skinny jeans, sport ironic mullets, and listen to cumbia ... O.K, they do all listen to cumbia, but some of them are extreme groomers. And some of them even get the girl.

Amandititita, the queen of the Anarcumbia, is crazy proud of her novio Metrosexual. If you listen to the lyrics, it sounds like her man is from Puerto Rico, the capital of guys with done-up eyebrows. Goes to show how global that look is now.

Take a listen to this track that is sure to be heating up the sonideros (Mexico City’s enormous sound system street parties) this summer. You will be singing the hilarious lyrics. And who doesn’t like a nice, slow cumbia to dance to?