This one caught us by surprise. Out of nowhere, there are rumors that Madonna and Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez are sneaking into each other's penthouses at night. We knew Madonna had a thing for Latinos, but A Rod doesn't seem to be her type. Interesting...
Mexican hottie actress Salma Hayek will reportedly walk down the aisle to wed her millionaire financier baby father. La muchacha no es pendeja. The wedding is set for this summer in St. Tropez. Our invite must have gotten lost in the mail lol.
Eva Longoria's recent feura is now attributed to a story line on Desperate Housewives. The vampily glamorous Gabrielle (who used to spend the middle of the day in loungerie waiting for the poolboy) will be all frumpy for a bit. This explains the soccer mom short haircut (pictured) and recent weight gain.
There is hope! Salma Hayek's upcoming nuptials with her French millionaire baby daddy are canceled. You now have a chance, if you are interested. Hope you have the right flow to floss someone as HOT as Salma.
It must be tough to be a female race car driver. The pressure probably got to the two biggest lady drivers in the business: Danica Patrick and Milka Duno. We dunno what they were sparring about, but Milka hit Danica with a towel ... twice!