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Boston Red Sox slugger David Ortiz's new nickname is Sidecar D. He was part of some motorcycle escort detail gone wrong in Washington, D.C. Papi, there wasn't another bike you could have gotten on so you didn't look like a reject from Cannonball Run? (via machochip.com)

Yes, that's Motley Crue lead singer Vince Neil on your left. WTF is he doing in our gossip section? Turns out homey is half Native American, half Mexican. Who would'a known? (or cared). It also turns out that he has a reality show in the works where his parents move back in with ....zzz... him. Sorry, I'm already bored. So Bret Micheals gets his pick of hard rock floosies on Rock of Love and Neil moves in with his parents.

Like a public mob sit-down where bosses cut up territories to prevent bloodshed, Don Omar and Daddy Yankee both joined Wisin and Yandel on stage recently in Puerto Rico. They all did a song together to prove that everything is cool. Daddy Yankee even said, "Vamos a hacer dinero/eso se llama inteligencia." So don't expect Yankee to be best man at Omar's wedding, but at least the sniping will subside.

The one year relationship between former Miss Universe Dayanara Torres and her Prison Break beau Amaury Nolasco is done. They made it official to People en Español with this statement, “After being together for a year, we have decided to end our relationship. We will always have a lovely friendship and share great love and respect for each other.”

In news that will suprise maybe your abuela and her comadre, there is now proof that the show Laura en America uses actors and stages all the drama that supposedly goes down daily in a Peruvian pollada. (via latingossip.com)

Forget Kanye, it's Puffy's turn to house you. Puff Daddy recently hijacked Cameo nightclub to throw his own WMC party Diddy-style.  The impromptu announcement came a few days ago on YouTube and MySpace, where the reclining Proactiv spokesman claimed he was tired of the last two Winter Music Conferences, and was prepared to take on the dance music world mano a mano.

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"The reason I chose to go head to head with these DJs [was because] they're some of the most innovative DJs in electrotech. You know what I'm saying," Puffy explained. " [actually, The Martinez Brothers are teens that spin trancey deep house and who many think are the future of dance music. -ed.] Now my flavor is electrotech that still has an underlying hip-hop feel.  So the concept of this event is going to be a tour-de-force mash-up like you've never seen before."

• Note: Diddy's party is "Not For Commercial Dance Music Motherfu#cers [sic]" Haters and hip hop heads need not apply.  According to him, "It's only for motherfuckers that want to go to another place, have their mind just blown away, have the music take them to a place of euphoria."

And that's it.  For, the remaining 2 minutes of the video, Puff rolls around on his cherry-red couch repeating the same information over and over and over again, suggesting that his own mind might've been blown to another place right before filming.

For those who think Puff's the next electronica messiah, or for the morbidly curious, tix to Diddy's Main Event are available at Wantickets.com

Honestly, we never paid too much mind to Christian Castro. He has a couple of good hits, he's been divorced a couple of times, and he has troubles with his mother. Sounds like most guys I know. Then there is his unfortunate choice of hairstyles, pero otra vez, most guys don't know what the hell to do with their hair (in this pic, he looks like he put his uncle Pancho's brown toupee on). But now there are allegations that his latest divorce has something to do with photos of him in an orgy, with both men and women. So we back-tracked a bit, put two and two together, and the divorces could (this would be a big could) have something to do with his sexual preferences. Meaning, he prefers sex in a group setting, mostly. But maybe he is gay? Is that why he has drama with mom dukes? His now soon-to-be ex-wife Valeria Liberman supposedly has the pictures so we may find out.

Oh, Kat! We really believed that your baby daddy Orbi (son of Roy Orbison) was holding it down (well, not really. Parecia que ella le daba 3 vueltas y el? Nanai cucas). So we were crushed to hear that you have moved on to an upstanding citizen of Los Angeles and totally broke the rocker chic stereotype ... wait, what's that? Nikki Sixx of Motley Crue? The guy responsible for Afghanistan's Gross National Product when he was zooted on heroin? You really know how to pick 'em girl. You two wild and crazy peeps wouldn't be going out and getting some matching tattoos that you will regret 2 weeks from now, are you? Oh, you already did ... never mind!