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I guess this makes it official: J Lo is a Scientologist. She is planning to have a silent birth. This is one of the tenets of this cult religion, they believe this makes it less stressful to the newborn. Lopez was brainwashed influenced by King of Queens actress Leah Remini to try this practice.

We get a lot of emails about the half-naked women all over the site, so here's one for the ladies. Sebastian Rulli, Argentinian novela actor, just tied the knot with Cecilia Galeano.

Further proving the point that you can make anything artistic if you put it in a hardcover book, old school porn icon Vanessa Del Rio is the subject of a book by art publisher Taschen. Sure to be on the coffee table of the skeeviest person you know, the book will have 500 film stills from her movie. Weighing in at 16 pounds (that's almost as heavy as her ginormous breasts), the book will cost $400.

Could it be jealousy? Whatever it was, Mariah was on some ish when asked if her and JLo would ever record a duet. Mariah responded, "“I’d rather be on stage with a pig – a duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain’t going to happen.” Funny, sometimes you sound like a squealing pig when you sing, mujer. Don't get me wrong, it's not like JLo actually has a real singing voice.

This guy had more swagger than anyone. He had women entranced with his music, what happened to him? More importantly, since when is Mr. Rogers his stylist? That abuelito sweater is not fresh. Supposedly he is working on new music. Vamos a ver, cause the half Puerto Rican crooner definitely fell off.

Drivers and pedestrians in L.A. beware: Michelle Rodriguez is out of jail and on the streets. The serial drunken driver is sure to get behind the wheel of a car any time soon. She served less than 20 days on a 180 day sentence.

Talk about being born with a silver spoon in your mouth. Oscar de la Hoya's newborn reportedly sleeps in a solid gold crib (yes, solid gold). This is over the top, but what can you expect with a Mexican/Puerto Rican household? Large, ceramic animal figurines flanking plastic covered furniture and a black velvet painting of the Virgen hanging in the middle. And now a gold crib. Que locura.

Well, where do we start. Jessica Alba was quoted as saying that she was part of a select group of women like Halle Berry and Jennifer Lopez that can open a movie. When the interviewer mentioned Eva Mendes as part of this list, Alba said, "But is Mendes greenlighting movies?” Meeouch! First of all, Mendes was in "We Own the Night," which got some good reviews. The last good reviews Alba got were ... oh yeah, none. And with her stellar record of "opening movies" (the bomb Awake, the soon-to-be bomb The Eye), she sure is one to talk.

Stranger things have happened. The Venezuelan despot and the British ... despot are reportedly an item. They have been seeing each other for 2 months. Expect the next student uprising to be usurped by Venezuelan military lunging cell phones at protesters, ala Campbell.

Super Charolastra Diego Luna is gonna be a daddy. The mother is reportedly actress Camila Sodi.

Comedian George Lopez esta puto that Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton have not asked him to campaign for them. Maybe the E-vite got bounced back? They probably sent it to his email at ABC and since his show was canceled, he did not get it. Lopez would be a great campaigner for either candidate; not only would he rally the East Los masses, homeboy has a lot of free time on his hands.

Rumors that the new Bond girl was going to be Mayrin Villanueva turned out to be a scam. The new Bond girl is Olga Kurylenko, from the movie Hitman. Boo, Bond!

El Pavarotti de la salsa Tito Nieves has had surgery to reduce his ample girth. Good luck to him, he will be healthier and singing songs for longer now that he lost so much of that weight.

The Venezuelan soap opera that the Johan Santana trade has become is coming to a nail-biting cliffhanger (that's if you follow baseball). The Red Sox are out of the running today for now and it looks like Santana will join Los Mets. It all depends on whether the Yankees' Darth Vader Jr. Hank Steinbrenner will let that happen.

Weighing in at ? is Hector el Father. Inspired by Don Omar's almost 80 pound weight loss (maybe Tito Nieves had something to do with it also?), the Father of reggaeton is on a Luny diet and exercise kick. Mami, hold the arroz con gandules!

Scientology's new it couple Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have picked out names for their soon-to-be born babies. The names are ... (timbale roll please) Robertito Anthony and Yvellese Lopez. Just kidding, even though that would have been funny. Ahem, they decided that Emme and Max were a better fit.

The next time you are fantasizing about Eva Mendes (when was the last time you weren't?), don't let the fact that she bites her toenails get you down. She admitted to the disgusting habit to Maxim magazine. Yuck!