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JLo and Marc Anthony attended the Movies that Rock event in L.A. this weekend. She looks beautiful pregnant. Actually, pregnancy seems to agree with both of them.

Spanish actor Javier Bardem is reportedly up for the role of the next Terminator. Interesting. Christian Bale has already signed on as John Conner, and the original Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger) is making a cameo.

Actor Matthew McConaughey is reportedly engaged to Brazilian model Camila Alves. From Penelope Cruz to Camila Alves? Matt definitely has a thing for Latinas.

Congrats to Mexican crooner Christian Castro and his wife, Valeria Liberman, on the birth of their baby boy Vicente Jose Juan Castro.

Former American Idol Top 10 finalist Jessica Sierra was recently arrested for cocaine possession and disorderly intoxication in Tampa. According to the police, she belligerently yelled at a cop, "You are a @#$-sucking faggot" and threw up in the back of the cop car. She also reportedly offered to procure oral sex if she was not taken to jail.

Cuban belleza Eva Mendes is starring in new ads for PETA. We'd rather go naked with you too, Eva. She said, "There are way too many amazing faux fur options out there for people to still be wearing real fur. I want people to know that there are options; that killing a poor animal and wearing it isn't cool. But respecting all life forms is cool. Very cool."

The recent controversy with Jennifer Love Hewitt's "fatty bikini" pics (fatty? she looks like any Latina we know and love) has Rosario Dawson opining, “They’ll make a whole story about it if someone gains 5 lbs. … It think there is a huge obsession with size-zero jeans, and it’s just really scary. I don’t really know where that comes from. We’re not really in the Twiggy era anymore. It makes me really nervous, because I don’t know how in the world we’re supposed to be that thin unless we’re totally starving and drugging up.” Word!

Mexican pop star Alejandra Guzman has denied that she slept with Christian Castro ... when he was 11! All we can say is EWW! on both parts. Why would either of them confirm or deny this? Neither one of these are going to make any sexiest Latin@s list anytime soon.

Recently arrested American Idol contestant Jessica Sierra (see item at bottom) has another headache. There is a sex tape of her that will be released this January, just in time for the premiere of the new season of Idol. This shot of her in a motel bathtub is a preview. Umm, this is one sex tape we really do not want to see.

So Eva Mendes is the new face of PETA. Guess they don't care she has been wearing fur a lot before. That fur stoll looks like its stuck on her, pun intended.

Ole Hendriksen, close friend of Ricky Martin was asked who he would spend a romantic holiday with and he answered, “I’d go for Stig Tofting (ex Danish soccer player), but since he’s straight, I’d say my client Ricky Martin,” he said. Hendriksen added, “He (Martin) is a bit more open about it (his homosexuality) these days than he used to be… I don’t know if he has a boyfriend."

For those of us presently unemployed that will be home tomorrow during the day, three of the ladies that did not win the infamous Miss PR pageant will be on Tyra Banks' talk show. You might remember the winner claimed that she was pepper sprayed before she went on stage. Let's see what these three have to say about all that revolu.

BFFs Jessica Simpson v. Eva Longoria are now feuding. Simpson is angry at Eva for talking to John Mayer at a bar in Los Angeles. She reportedly called Eva a "backstabber." Get over it, Jes. Eva was just being cordial, relax!

Colombian actress Zulay Henao from the movies Feel the Noise and Illegal Tender was pictured on a Mexican beach with Terence Howard. This may be the most interesting thing there is to say about her, pobrecita.

There must be something in the water. Jessica Alba is also expecting now. The father is her on-again, off-again beau, Cash Warren.

Christian Castro is on some new improved ... stuff, or has been watching Y Tu Mama Tambien on repeat. He changed his newborn's name to Mikhail Zaratustra, which he says means super hombre. No Christian, it really means daddy's crazy. Sounds too much like the Charolastras from Y Tu Mama Tambien.

When we first heard about this, we were all like, Damn Cabitas, everyone already calls you Juanes Light, now you are going for his sloppy seconds. Then we Googled her, and oogled her.

That was pretty quick. Marital bliss between the Parkers (Eva Longoria and Tony Parker) lasted as long as a Phoenix Sun fast break (we would say a San Antonio Spur fast break, but they are about as fast as your abuela before her morning café). Alexandra Paressant claims that she met Tony at his wedding (ouch!) and they have been exchanging sexy text messages (doble ouch) since then. Paressant (also linked to pobrecito que feo sex symbol Ronaldinho) is known to kiss and tell. And boy did she ever! "Eva didn't want to do certain things (act? we kid, we kid!) "She does not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like certain positions and thinks that sperm gives acne." TMI, mon frer, TMI.

The Tony Parker/Eva Longoria cheating saga excuse for us to post pics of hot chicks continues. Apparently Alexandra Paressant has the actual text messages that Tony sent her. But she is a known gold digging groupie. Apparently Tony and Eva have never been closer, she invited him and the rest of the NBA champion most boring team in professional sports San Antonio Spurs to have dinner at their house. But they were sour-faced at the recent Spurs v. Laker game. Who do you believe? Email us at promotions@nochelatina.com.

The Mexican singer's 3 ex-wives want their share of his royalties, which increased since his murder last year spurred his record sales. They are disputing at least half a million dollars that they say is owed to them.

To be honest, we haven't really covered the Noelia sex tape thing too much (other than watching it over and over again) because she wasn't that interesting beforehand, so getting freakytona on camera only barely makes her a little more interesting. She would have to combine the sex tape with an arrest for public drunkedness (like American Idol Jessica Sierra) or something to make us really care. Regardless, she is suing her former manager and father in law Topy Mamery for sexual abuse but Mamery is denying the claims. Any accusation of sexual abuse should be taken seriously, but like our friends at Lossip said, she should just come out with an album already so people would have something else to say about her.

Yes, supposedly Luis MIguel and Aracely Arambula are having marital troubles, but just because homeboy went to some club in Los Angeles without her doesn't mean they filed for divorce. Lindsey Lohan was at the club too and the two talked; now are they gonna say they are having a fling? We doubt it.

Rumor has it that Nelly Furtado has made it official with music producer Demacio "Demo" Castellon, a Cuban producer who has worked on her music in the past. They got engaged earlier this year.

Porque, mujer? Pregnancy is beautiful. But the superstar is not having it, and has gone into seclusion because she feels she got too big. Embrace the change in your body, you will be swimsuit ready unos meses despues que des a luz.

Well, J Lo sure has us busy over here. She is getting litigious with Andy Hilfiger, her partner in her fugly clothing line Sweetface. They say Hilfiger might countersue. The buzz is that Marc Anthony's meddling had a lot to do with the demise of Sweetface; we think it's the fact that velour track suits are so ovah, girlfriend!

So Jessica Alba has been offered a lot of money to pose nude while pregnant. This trend was cute at first, but now we've had enough of it. O.K., she's naked with a baby belly, que cute. Now get over it. Luckily Alba isn't having it and will not pose.

Everyone's favorite Spanish acting duo/lovers, Javier Bardem and Penelope Cruz, have taken their relationship to another level. They are reportedly living together in Penelope's West Hollywood home. We wish them the best, Tom Cruise was no good for Penelope. She would have ended up a Scientologist Stepford wife like Katie Holmes.

Playboy model Reby Sky's 15 seconds of fame just got a boost. She was arrested in Texas when cops saw that she was driving erratically. The cops stopped her and she got out of her pickup truck. According to the Boricua bon bon, the cops threw her on the hood of her car and slapped handcuffs on her. Interesting ...