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An Argentinean prostitute alleges that the reggaeton don Don Omar procured her services when he was in Buenos Aires. The woman, who was only described as Natalia, says that this happened after Omar's engagement to the beautiful Jackie Guerrido. The reggaetonero apparently stiffed the prostitute of her money for services performed.

Well, not really. She symbolically tied the know with Univision "fashion expert" Rodner Figueroa, who has constantly criticized her for her get ups. Their feud is over. If you ask us, she's barking up the wrong tree.

The next installment of the James Bond franchise is in the works, and the most important part of putting the next movie together is under way. The search for the next Bond girl is on, and rumor has it that Mexican stunner Mayrin Villanueva is in the running. We definitely approve!

Christian from pop group RBD got a little hot under the collar the other day. A joke about his recent bust for marijuana possession on radio station La Kalle compelled him to give the disk jockey the finger. The radio host was not too thrilled. What happened next (RBD left the studio or where kicked out by the host) is up for debate, but what we do know is Christian can't take a joke.

Antonio, are you crazy? Your girlfriend is Shakira, and you cheat on homegirl? Tu 'ta loco. Supposedly a photographer for HOLA! magazine (that magazine your mom reads to keep up with the Spanish royal family) caught Antonio de la Rua kissing another woman.

Dear Jessica, um, if you are looking for a place to crash in N.Y.C., give me a call. It's a studio apartment, but I will definitely make some room for you on my futon. She recently filmed a movie in Gotham and was impressed. Alba says, "I was like, `How do I move to New York?' It's a great city (and) everywhere you look there's art and restaurants and people are, like, on the move, it's very progressive. (Art? Scratchitti on the 7 train. Restaurants? The Chino-Latino spot with the great platanos. But who are we to burst her bubble?) She added, "People talk to you, they interact. It's not like that in L.A. In L.A. everyone's in their car and they're honking at you or spitting their cigarette or their gum out at you."

Que pasa, Imigrante Visitante Desodorante (whatever your name is?), nobody love you? Ivy Queen called him out after Calle 13 won a Grammy, "How are they going to give the Urban Music award to a man who keeps saying he sings alternative music and not reggaeton? It’s an utter lack of respect." What is an utter lack of respect is the barrage of malas palabras my man spews. Who knew there were so many ways to describe the erogenous zone and sexual positions, and who cares? Somebody stick some desodorante in his mouth.

So let's get this straight: the Siberian stunner/stripper that took these pics of De La Hoya (can you look at these and not giggle? Que loco/a) is suing him for fraud, defamation, and infliction of emotional distress. Isn't putting your business out there on the web fraudulent, and how much more defaming can it be for The Golden Girl to go back to East Los after these pics came out? Speaking of fraudulent, check out the legs on De La. Any man with legs like that should stay away from the boxing ring, so we call BS. We don't think its really him in these pics.

Salma Hayek was once not as vivacious as she is now. When she was younger, she entered a church and prayed for larger breasts. Her prayers (and ours) were answered.

We salute Wilmer Valderrama and Mayra Veronica for going to the Middle East soon to visit the troops (we are pretty sure the male soldiers will be looking forward to Mayra). Maybe Wilmer can give Mayra some career tips, oh wait, maybe not.

How could we write about this without the ubiquitous Vincent Van Gogh ear cutting reference? Answer is, we can't. Spanish pop rockers are calling it quits, not that anyone was really checking for them but it's sad regardless.

Gael Garcia Bernal and Diego Luna, who were both propelled to stardom with their roles in "Y Tu Mama Tambien," are reuniting on the big screen. They will star in the Carlos Cuaron flick "Rudo y Cursi". The younger Cuaron (brother Alfonso did "Tu Mama" and "Children of Men") is reuniting Bernal and Luna to tell the tale of two professional soccer playing brothers.

Well, not really. But Penelope and her sister Monica will be playing porn stars in a new video for their brother Eduardo's song, "Cosas que contar." Does that give you the same icky feeling that we got?

The outrageous story of the pepper spraying of Miss Puerto Rico Ingrid Marie Rivera during the reinado may be a case of embuste. If you think about it, no matter how composed someone may be, pepper spray is pepper spray. That recovery would be something short of a miracle.

Pictures of Salma Hayek's daughter, Valentina, have been released to the press. Isn't she adorable? Que futuro!

One question: Why? Our favorite traffic cop of all time is back in Indiana, site of the horrible reality show he starred in ("Armed and Famous"), in training to keep his reserve officer status. Guess Estrada has a lot of free time on his hands.

Rumor has it that Oscar de la Hoya's Golden Boy Promotions wants to expand its reach outside the boxing ring into the soccer pitch. They have been inquiring about purchasing this year's MLS Cup champions, the Houston Dynamo.

In the tradition of Demi Moore and Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera bares her pregnant body in the new issue of Marie Claire magazine. You go, girl! Se ve bella, she has that glow about her.

Pop crooner Luis Miguel recently took a DNA test to establish whether or not he is Michelle Salas' father. The tests came back positive, and the fashion student can now call LuisMi daddy. We give Miguel props for this; the pair have even been hanging out. We are sure they have a lot of catching up to do.