We hear Dulce Maria, of RBD, is in talks to be in an upcoming novela. Uh huh! So this must be one of the reasons, at least, why the RBD movie is on hold.

And a good reason too. Novelas, yes. Movies, NO!

The producer of the RBD movie recently said that this project is once again on hold due to conflicting schedules.

Does anyone really care about an RBD movie?

Jennifer Lopez could easily be our modern day Wonder Woman.

First she gives birth to twins. Then she trains for a triathlon, competes in it, finishes, and then hops on a plane to surprise el esposo on his 40th birthday with a huge bash. And lets not forget Lopez is currently featured on the cover of Elle Magazine.

Obviously she could use a break. Him too, we guess (what has he done lately?)

The two hit St. Tropez in France, Portofino in Italy, and then Greece. They made stops on the yacht as guests of Dolce & Gabbana, went on a shopping spree (of course), and not just for herself but the cuates too.

Now if she could only do a really amazing film. One thing at a time, we guess!

On a recent episode of the gab show, El Gordo y La Flaca, Alejandro Fernandez said that he asked Luis Miguel if he'd like to do a joint tour.

He didn't say whether Luis Miguel said yes or no, but our gut tells us, this tour is a no go.

Seriously, Luis Miguel doesn't need to do a joint tour with anyone, he can sell out arenas on his own.

Seems like Alejandro is the one that needs a ticket sale boost.

We love Cafe Tacuba, almost religion crazy, and they have always been on the cutting edge of music, so it's no surprise that they're doing a number with Calle 13. Simply amazing!

Can't wait to hear the new single.

Actress Kate Del Castillo and pretty boy Aaron Diaz (actor too) announced their engagement via Hola! Magazine.

Pretty hot couple, but who's hotter?

Pablo Montero is in the dumps, literally.

Since he's had run-ins with drogas lately, he was just given the boot from a performance spot at a family oriented event.

Pablo, get your act together!

There is talk that Mexican actor Gabriel Garcia Bernal and his girlfriend Dolores Fonzi are expecting. We will keep you updated.

The match made in Spanish cinema heaven, Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem, looks like its headed to the altar. Rumors are swirling that Javier already proposed.

It must be tough to be a female race car driver. The pressure probably got to the two biggest lady drivers in the business: Danica Patrick and Milka Duno. We dunno what they were sparring about, but Milka hit Danica with a towel ... twice!

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There is hope! Salma Hayek's upcoming nuptials with her French millionaire baby daddy are canceled. You now have a chance, if you are interested. Hope you have the right flow to floss someone as HOT as Salma.

Eva Longoria's recent feura is now attributed to a story line on Desperate Housewives. The vampily glamorous Gabrielle (who used to spend the middle of the day in loungerie waiting for the poolboy) will be all frumpy for a bit. This explains the soccer mom short haircut (pictured) and recent weight gain.

Want to be J.Lo's baby nanny? The pay is pretty good ($2200 a week), but expect to be on call 24-7 and take care of BOTH kids. Good luck with that.

Mexican hottie actress Salma Hayek will reportedly walk down the aisle to wed her millionaire financier baby father. La muchacha no es pendeja. The wedding is set for this summer in St. Tropez. Our invite must have gotten lost in the mail lol.

This one caught us by surprise. Out of nowhere, there are rumors that Madonna and Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez are sneaking into each other's penthouses at night. We knew Madonna had a thing for Latinos, but A Rod doesn't seem to be her type. Interesting...

Last we caught up with Cameron, she was giggling like a school girl with P Diddy. But now , only weeks later, she is being seen all over Hollywood with a blinging diamond. The rumor is that she is engaged to her new beau, model Paul Sculfor.

Mario Lopez finally admitted what we have long suspected; him and Eva would have dated if it weren't for bad timing. "We never dated. Unfortunately. We met a long time ago, and she was always with somebody or I was with somebody." We suspect there was a booty call or three along the way though.

Este tremendo feo is Minnesota Timberwolf Marko Jaric. Why is he on nochelatina, you ask? Bueno, guys, please take a seat. Marko here is engaged to Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima. Yes, you read that right. But hey, no one said life is fair. Here is an interview of Adriana where she talks about how he captured her heart. Take notes, guys, this guy obviously has game for days upon days.

Remember that Salma Hayek/Penelope Cruz movie Bandidas? Yeah, us neither. Well, there is now speculation that Salma and Penelope were real-life bandidas. During filming, the pair reportedly stayed at the house of Sergio Villareal Barragan, alias "El Grande", an alleged drug trafficker. Rumors are swirling that the two may have been high during filming; we disagree. They were probably high when they agreed to make this turkey. But judge for yourself. Here is the trailer, do they look like they are on the white stuff?

The way it usually works is, people get invited to the wedding party to be there on your special day and deposit their gift into your basket. Free food and drink translates into a china set or something of that nature. But not in el caso de Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon. 100 of their closest friends received a note from Carey's assistant reminding them that the couple were registered at Bergdorf Goodman. Remember, there was no wedding ceremony or anything. Stay classy, y'all!