This one caught us by surprise. Out of nowhere, there are rumors that Madonna and Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez are sneaking into each other's penthouses at night. We knew Madonna had a thing for Latinos, but A Rod doesn't seem to be her type. Interesting...
Last we caught up with Cameron, she was giggling like a school girl with P Diddy. But now , only weeks later, she is being seen all over Hollywood with a blinging diamond. The rumor is that she is engaged to her new beau, model Paul Sculfor.
Mario Lopez finally admitted what we have long suspected; him and Eva would have dated if it weren't for bad timing. "We never dated. Unfortunately. We met a long time ago, and she was always with somebody or I was with somebody." We suspect there was a booty call or three along the way though.
Este tremendo feo is Minnesota Timberwolf Marko Jaric. Why is he on nochelatina, you ask? Bueno, guys, please take a seat. Marko here is engaged to Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima. Yes, you read that right. But hey, no one said life is fair. Here is an interview of Adriana where she talks about how he captured her heart. Take notes, guys, this guy obviously has game for days upon days.
Remember that Salma Hayek/Penelope Cruz movie Bandidas? Yeah, us neither. Well, there is now speculation that Salma and Penelope were real-life bandidas. During filming, the pair reportedly stayed at the house of Sergio Villareal Barragan, alias "El Grande", an alleged drug trafficker. Rumors are swirling that the two may have been high during filming; we disagree. They were probably high when they agreed to make this turkey. But judge for yourself. Here is the trailer, do they look like they are on the white stuff?
The way it usually works is, people get invited to the wedding party to be there on your special day and deposit their gift into your basket. Free food and drink translates into a china set or something of that nature. But not in el caso de Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon. 100 of their closest friends received a note from Carey's assistant reminding them that the couple were registered at Bergdorf Goodman. Remember, there was no wedding ceremony or anything. Stay classy, y'all!
Reggaeton star Daddy Yankee wanted actress Sofia Vergara to appear in his next video. Everything was cool until her fee came up. Daddy was trying to pay her like a standard video chick. Hello! This is Sofia Vergara, star of 4 Brothers, and ... 4 Brothers. So Yankee had to make do with America's Best Dance Crew winners Jabbawokies.
Looks like the newest celeb couple for everyone to obsess over is Cameron Diaz and Puffy Daddy. They were all giggly and holding hands at Prince's party and even sneaked away at the end of the night into a private room. Hmmmmm.... looks like gentlemen prefer blondes that make $12 million a movie (via guanabee.com)
Big league Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez may be a man's man on the baseball diamond, but when it comes to the drama of childbirth, it's a totally different story. His wife, Cynthia, tells the YES network that ARod fainted during the birth of his first daughter. She relates, 'The one nurse had a cold cloth on his head. The other nurse had the blood pressure on his arm. And my mother was like rubbing his back. And I am there, in the middle of labor." He got to the birth of his second daughter 10 minutes late, wonder why?
Remember those Saturday Night Live skits where Celine Dion hosts a TV show and all she does is try to out-do, out-sing anyone and everyone? Your favorite Venezuelan (?) singer Mariah Carey needs a show like that. Besides making catchy hits (yes, Mariah, we will touch your body. Why you so needy and stuff?) all she does is snipe at other singers threatening to dethrone her.
Her latest victim? Leona Lewis. Carey does not want to be compared to the British singer. “Honestly, there has been so many, ‘This is the new her,’ and I’m like, ‘OK, show me the new her. Can she come and work for me and be my double?’”
Here are videos of Leona Lewis doing "Bleeding Love" (the official music video was unembeddable, thanks RCA) and Mariah Carey doing Visions of Love." Compare and contrast:
Everyone's favorite Barranquillera Nina Garcia (from Project Runway) looks to be headed towards the exit door at Elle. Dicen que she wasn't let go sooner because of her appearances on the Bravo reality show. Nina, it don't matter. You don't need Elle anymore anyway. Start your own reality show and sell it to Mun2/MTV3/Elemundo. At least she knows what she is talking about, which is rare on reality TV. Here she is on Bluefly.com, going on and on about the pretty colors.
No, that's not a swami wearing Natalie Portman's mom's white sunglasses. That is Davendra Banhart, the vaguely Venezuelan folk rock singer who is now more famous for going out with Natz than for his own weird music. She was also linked to Gabriel Garcia Bernal. Is Davendra an upgrade or downgrade from the Mexican actor?
Soccer superstar Ronaldinho is not happy at Barcelona, and Barcelona is not really happy with the player anymore. It's funny that only 3 years ago, he was untransferable, untouchable even. But an uninspired year means that both Inter Milan and AC Milan are claiming the player is joining their squad next year. Our money's on AC Milan because of their own bad year.
In case you have never seen him in action, here's a sample:
Bet you didn't know that Daisy, the overly maquillada rocker chick on the reality show Rock of Love, was Latina. Under 4 layers of makeup and the blond locks lies .... Oscar De La Hoya's niece. Maybe Oscar got his fishnets from Daisy or something? It don't matter anymore anyway, Brett Michaels picked the career-oriented cougar Ambre over Daisy on the finale of the show.
In news of massive international importance, Ana Beatriz Barros (center) has apparently left Next Modeling Agency and returned to her first booking agency, Elite.
At this point, we would like to say that Jessica is finally honoring her Latin roots by naming her kid Magdalena Pilar Buenaventura Warren or something. Unfortunately, the babies' name is going to be Honor. Honor Warren. That sounds like a judge on some far-off planet from Battlestar Galactica. (via guanabee.com).
Shameless self-promoter/blogger Perez Hilton is now claiming that John Mayer french kissed him at a New Year's party, while Jessica Simpson grabbed Mayer's crotch. Ay dio! C'mon! First of all, look at this traficante de raviolis. Second of all, notice how it took months for Perez to make these claims. It couldn't have anything to do with him trying to deflect attention from his little scandal? A lesser-known blogger was allegedly duped by Perez to send him racy pics of himself.
It looks like this year's edition of the Latin Grammys will be held in Houston, Texas. Univision is hosting a press conference on April 8th. Last year's Spanish language edition of the telecast garnered its highest ratings, over 11 million viewers.
Oh, Kat! We really believed that your baby daddy Orbi (son of Roy Orbison) was holding it down (well, not really. Parecia que ella le daba 3 vueltas y el? Nanai cucas). So we were crushed to hear that you have moved on to an upstanding citizen of Los Angeles and totally broke the rocker chic stereotype ... wait, what's that? Nikki Sixx of Motley Crue? The guy responsible for Afghanistan's Gross National Product when he was zooted on heroin? You really know how to pick 'em girl. You two wild and crazy peeps wouldn't be going out and getting some matching tattoos that you will regret 2 weeks from now, are you? Oh, you already did ... never mind!
Honestly, we never paid too much mind to Christian Castro. He has a couple of good hits, he's been divorced a couple of times, and he has troubles with his mother. Sounds like most guys I know. Then there is his unfortunate choice of hairstyles, pero otra vez, most guys don't know what the hell to do with their hair (in this pic, he looks like he put his uncle Pancho's brown toupee on). But now there are allegations that his latest divorce has something to do with photos of him in an orgy, with both men and women. So we back-tracked a bit, put two and two together, and the divorces could (this would be a big could) have something to do with his sexual preferences. Meaning, he prefers sex in a group setting, mostly. But maybe he is gay? Is that why he has drama with mom dukes? His now soon-to-be ex-wife Valeria Liberman supposedly has the pictures so we may find out.
