Coyote Joes - Here’s the top-ten best things about Coyote Joes: Best Thing Number 10: you can buy alcohol here. Number 9: huh. Well, that’s really it, actually. So maybe there’s not enough material for a Top-10 list. But you get the idea. You should have no problem finding booze, soda, candy and the like. It’s a typical corner-store-type place.