Kbennett (unregistered)
says:
(04.06.2009)
WORST CLUB EVER!!!
I have never written a review before, but this place sucked so hard, I was compelled.
After waiting in line and being scolded worse than back when my grandma was alive, I was searched like a criminal. Ladies were lined up like cattle and photos were taken, so despite the fact that the club was nearly empty, it gave the appeance that it was poppin'. I heard Security bark, shout and curse at women waiting in line! We were then crowded in like sheep in a tiny, narrow stairwell, that was a fire hazzard waiting to happen...if one person fell, we would have tumbeled down the stairs like dominos. My guy friends (who were told to arrive before 11 for free entrance AND were on a Djs list) showed up at 10:15 and were held on line till 11:04 and then charged 25-35$, while my girlfriends in line were made to wait because ladies got in 'free' all night. Couples were even split up, so the guys could pay while thier girfriends waited outside. There are only 3 ladies bathroom stalls, and they are crowded and ripe. And there were automatic $1.80 gratuities on EVERY BEER...which made a single beer cost $10.80...I might have tipped more, but I HATE being forced to pay a tip...and if im not mistaken, $1 is a perfectly reasonable tip for a guy popping the top off of my Stella. im not sure that it's even legal. We were promised a free drink ticket, that we were given at the door and asked to throw away at the top of the stairs. We were promised Grand Master Flash...guess what? A No Show. As for the cheesy fake plastic decor...well, you get the idea. It was TRULEY THE WORST bar experiance I ever had.
Dont belive that ANYTHING Eden offers is free. If you're a Dj, ignore all of thier requests....they are only looking to pull your loyal fans in and over charge them for rude security guards and piss poor service. Dont bother RSVPing or 'getting on the list', there is no list...its a plot to get you all dressed up and in the line, in hopes that you pay thier ridiculous entry fee out of hopelessness after eons of waiting in line. I was shocked that this type of f@#% still goes on at clubs...and they wonder why we never leave brooklyn. Seriously, this place is a scam. Avoid it like the plague.