Amsterdam Cafe, New York

To be fair, the one thing the place does have going for it is that it's almost always empty (which is why we decided to go there in the first place). Sorry for the terrible grammar; I wrote it in a rush.

I went here with about ten friends to celebrate the passing of my girlfriend's qualifying examinations, and we were greeted with rude service and mediocre, overpriced food. Terrible place. People who live in the Morningside Heights area know that it's only in business because: 1.) Radio Perfecto closed down next door and 2.) waves of new Columbia students and parents don't know any better.