Are you ready to be Ana Ortiz’s gay boyfriend for life? Here are the "Ugly Betty" star’s dos and don’ts for joining her colorful posse:
Ana Ortiz’s Gay Boyfriend Tip #1: I’m happy to talk about all the kinky sex you’re having with your boyfriend -- provided he’s not my ex-boyfriend.
Ana Ortiz’s Gay Boyfriend Tip #2: There is no such thing as “reinventing ’80s fashion,” just like there is no such thing as “Krystle Carrington chic.”
Ana Ortiz’s Gay Boyfriend Tip #3: Leaving me for a three-way is acceptable. Leaving me with the bar tab is not.
Ana Ortiz’s Gay Boyfriend Tip #4: To my Latino brothers, go easy on the eyebrows. One Eva Mendes is enough.
Ana Ortiz’s Gay Boyfriend Tip #5: Get over yourselves and give Metallica a second chance. They cut their hair, they have muscles, and they’re aggressive. They’re like hot leather daddies.
Ana Ortiz’s Gay Boyfriend Tip #6: Calling my Ugly Betty character the “Puerto Rican Pam Anderson” is flattering. Calling her the “Puerto Rican Peg Bundy?” Not so much.
Ana Ortiz’s Gay Boyfriend Tip #7: I love that your motto for me is always “More tits, more ’tude,” but trust me, a plunging neckline and a miniskirt on the 1 train doesn’t fly.
Ana Ortiz’s Gay Boyfriend Tip #8: If you tell me a dress looks hot when I try it on in the shop, you’d better love it when I wear it out. If you change your mind, I’ll cut you.
Ana Ortiz’s Gay Boyfriend Tip #9: Fairy princess trumps fag hag any day.
Ana Ortiz’s Gay Boyfriend Tip #10: For the fifth time, no, I did not see Project Runway last night.
Courtesy of Out.com.
