When it comes to breakups, there’s never a good way to tell your significant other that it’s over. It seems that our people know how to do it right, because on Predicto.com’s latest release of the “Top 5 Lamest Texting Breakups,” not one Latino star was listed. Give yourself a pat on the back for not being such a cold heartbreaker!
Call it heartless or cowardly, but some of Hollywood’s heart throbs have taken the easy way out when it comes to calling it quits. With Valentine’s Day around the corner, it’s time for us to give you a friendly reminder that although breaking up is hard to do, leave the texting for quick messages, or in Nicole Ritchie’s case, dirty talk.
Top 5 Lamest Texting Breakups
Top 5 Lamest Texting Breakup #1: I want 2 Divorce U
Granted this was the second divorce for Britney, but there was no "Oops" in this text. Her relationship with Kevin Federline had become toxic and she wanted out. Britney sure knew how to make her feelings known loud and clear.....via her cellular key pad. Divorcing someone via text messaging trumps any and all text relationship break ups.
Top 5 Lamest Texting Breakup #2: He’s Just Not That Into You...At All
In March 2006, Jessica Simpson was dumped via a fun and friendly text message by then boyfriend Adam Levine, frontman for Maroon 5. Apparently he did mind spending everyday with the blonde beauty because he texted her “Really busy. Need space.”
Top 5 Lamest Texting Breakup #3: Let’s Just Be Friends
John Mayer tells Jennifer Aniston that it’s time she goes back to what she does best...playing the role as a friend...via texting.
Top 5 Lamest Texting Breakup #4: Not-So-Sly
Who ever thought that you can dump someone by sending them a fax? Sylvester Stallone thought so when he decided to "fax-breakup” with Angie Everhart in 1995. Yes, we recognize the difference between a cellular phone and a piece of paper, but in 1995 a fax was your go-to, save face, easy-way-out communication tool. We are guessing Rocky would have opted for a text if he had had the option.
Top 5 Lamest Texting Breakup #5: XOXO Gossip Girl
Chace Crawford kicks Carrie Underwood to the corner before he cheats...via texting.
